If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.
The fact that he’s gay makes it 1000 times better
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day
I destroyed my body for a peace of mind I never got.